WASHINGTON – Economic Recovery Act, approved today by 349 votes to 62. Reverse auctions make it become a "doing bad economy is illegal." House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said: "We want to send a clear message that the bad results will not tolerate the economy." Dereliction of duty if convicted could face a maximum of economic 5 years in prison.

Long a lot of people think it is totally incompetent and corrupt, Congress showed its true value today. With the passage of electronic reverse auctions, the U.S. Congress has taken decisive measures to address the economic crisis put an end to the economic recession, recovery and prosperity. Once the reverse auction to ensure the return of economic prosperity, because it would be required by law. Electronic reverse lead to economic growth, "not less than 5% of annual growth and economic development needs to establish a" 2 million a year of new job opportunities to a minimum. With the new prosperity "brought about by self-reproach, would soon disappear, unemployment and wages will increase.

Outgoing U.S. President George W. Bush has announced that it will sign the bill. According to reports, Bush said: "I do not know why I did not considered. This is a great idea." Indicate that it is a lame duck, Bush has a few steps ahead of Congress. "Intelligence sources told me that the economy has left the United States, as an expatriate. According to the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency, and the economy was last seen in China." President Bush is concerned that we are dealing with things than the economic recession, or even might be " criminal economy. "

President-elect Barack Obama, when asked to comment on self-blame, saying: "My middle name is change," he Agama.

The economy has yet to comment, but journalists must first learn to speak Chinese before they can communicate with the economy.

Related to this statement, Mexico's economy has recently been discovered trying to illegally enter the country.

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